The Pencilneck’s ® Box Office – Movie Reviews by Owen Garratt.
None of that overwrought, pretentious arthouse stuff, just movie reviews of good flicks. Hopefully.
The Pencilneck’s ® Box Office – Movie Reviews by Owen Garratt.
None of that overwrought, pretentious arthouse stuff, just movie reviews of good flicks. Hopefully.
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The Pencilneck ®, Foo’s Button, and Porter’s Wedding
When I asked about specifics for Porter’s wedding, he said “There’re no rules to this. Whatever happens…happens.” Uh oh.
Surviving a Frozen Night on a Mountain
Way back when Hudson was four, he asked if we could go to Jasper; little did we know we’d be surviving a frozen night on a mountain.
The Feline Horror of Mortgage Manor
Gather ’round my pretties! We’ve got a chilling tale of Feline Horror to share. Beware of the fate that can befall you: it can render strong men helpless!
The Pencilneck ® on Blending Pencil
Painters tend to block in large areas of canvas and go back at the end to add all of the little details: fur, highlights, etc. I sure wish I could do that…
The Pencilneck’s ® Ultimate Caesar
In St Louis, Troy, David and I discovered a Caesar bar at a nearby Hooter’s, and through meticulous trial and error – including a spectacular disaster involving beef broth and ham slices – we scientifically cracked the secret to The Ultimate Caesar!
Owen Gets Kicked Out of St Louis Hotel
There’s more than one St Louis. There’s more than one hotel in St Louis. In fact, there’s more than one St Louis Hotel, and some aren’t even in St Louis!
The Pencilneck’s ® Colonoscopy Chicken
“Dad! What’re you doing to that chicken?!” Colonoscopy Chicken is my take on the world famous beer can chicken recipe, only better!
That Time I Took My Sons to The Circus
I love a circus! The animals, snow cones, cotton candy, cheesy music, barkers, & the crappy toys that smelled like a headache. But this circus had problems.
Woo! A FREEBIE on Us!
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