The Adventures of The Pencilneck ® are The Ramblings, Case Histories, and Chronicles of Owen Garratt – Pencil Artist

Hoedown in Hollywood

Maybe it’s the smog, maybe it’s the botox, or maybe it’s the lack of red meat, but Hollywood types seem to have absolutely no interest in making good television.

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Assassinating Stanley

Dad’s riding mower was his pride and joy, but he made the mistake of teaching me to drive at a young age. It’s how I got embroiled in the affair of Assassinating Stanley.

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